1. “If I’m going to the hospital tonight, I’m NOT going with dirty hair. I’m taking a shower first.”
2. “But, I want to make muffins before we leave!”
3. “This isn’t fun anymore.”
4. “I’m glad I made all those casseroles and froze them… now, we’ll have something to eat when we get back.”
5. “How long was THAT contraction???”
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I made muffins when I first started having contractions. I think I ate 3 of them!